The name's Steven

Enjoy my sense of humour

I love gingers and Australians

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relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

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thefrogman:

My wife wanted a run-of-the-mill birthday party. I asked her, “So just a generic party?” This is the result.

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Maybe you forgot me

officialfrenchtoast:

ninjadp:

zielloos:

trepanties:

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

greatwhiteprivilege:

people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?

"McDonald’s is always hiring! :)"

"Ask for more hours!"

"Get a better job. You’re just being lazy! "

"Just go out and apply! There’s plenty of jobs out there!"

and the ultimate one:

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kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

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frankmacchia12:

Batman always swipes left. #Batinder #BAT&T

frankmacchia12:

Batman always swipes left. #Batinder #BAT&T

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You always check on the people you love, even years later

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cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

(Source: lolgifs.net, via tastefullyoffensive)

wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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browningtons:

Lets see how many people I can meet on call of duty with this

browningtons:

Lets see how many people I can meet on call of duty with this

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ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

Previoulsy: 1 - 2

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(Source: iraffiruse, via zohbugg)