The name's Steven

Enjoy my sense of humour

I love gingers and Australians

Install Theme

oweeeeendennis:

Listen to the sound of wikipedia

This is a way to listen to changes to wikipedia. You are literally listening to knowledge being added to the world.

Pluck sounds are an addition, strings are subtractions, and the pitch says how how big the edit is. My heart shudders at this I love it so much.

(via zohbugg)

worldofthecutestcuties:

Someone at the Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming cats.

worldofthecutestcuties:

Someone at the Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming cats.

(via zohbugg)

I threw out my ticket from Baltimore Aquarium and Ripley’s museum today. You’re gone forever

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

(via zohbugg)

thefrogman:

My wife wanted a run-of-the-mill birthday party. I asked her, “So just a generic party?” This is the result.

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Maybe you forgot me

officialfrenchtoast:

ninjadp:

zielloos:

trepanties:

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

greatwhiteprivilege:

people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?

"McDonald’s is always hiring! :)"

"Ask for more hours!"

"Get a better job. You’re just being lazy! "

"Just go out and apply! There’s plenty of jobs out there!"

and the ultimate one:

image

(via roflamao)

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

(Source: bleu, via zohbugg)

frankmacchia12:

Batman always swipes left. #Batinder #BAT&T

frankmacchia12:

Batman always swipes left. #Batinder #BAT&T

(via tastefullyoffensive)

You always check on the people you love, even years later